F in Exams

I love browsable nonfiction books. And browsable humor books are even better. F in Exams: The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers by Richard Benson is one to adore.

I think lots of us have gotten the humorous email detailing a handful of these wrong answers submitted for tests. This is a compilation of these type of emails broken down into class subjects. While I wish there was an intro by the author about HOW he got all of these sent to him, it still makes for some laugh out loud reading material.

For example, here are some from the biology section of the book.

Adam cuts his arm. Blood gushes out and is red in color. What does this show? --He's not a robot. He's a real boy!

Give an example of a smoking-related disease.-- early death

Here's my favorite from the history section:

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom

You like these? You should also try books like The Stupid Crook Book by Leland Gregory, Deadly Perils and how to Avoid Them by Tracey Turner, and The Hypochondriac's Pocket Guide to Horrible Diseases You Probably Already Have by Dennis DiClaudio. They are all available in our teen collections at Glendale!

Test

It has been a number of years since I picked up a Sleator book. Although this novel Test, was written several years before, it may very well be of interest to readers who live survival type and changing society type novels. The book cover caught my interest and I wanted to see if it was somewhat in the vein of Hunger Games. Survival being the seemingly key phrase.

Set in an America in the future (one I do not think I would like living in) where testing determines what kind of a life high school graduates will live. Everything is geared to these tests. Unless you have power and money, this America is no place for anyone. Ann and her family are barely surviving, even if both parents are working. The working poor are at even more of a disadvantage. Ann is trying desperately to make sure she pass the senior XCAS in order to have a chance a better life. There is a boy in her class who is obviously an immigrant, but is doing surprisingly well with the practice tests. Ann wonders how Lep can do so well when his English is actually not very good.

Adding to her anxiety is the fact that her father is getting into trouble with his employer by trying to help the people (read poor and mostly immigrants) who live in the building in which he is employed. Things are getting so bad that it seems Ann is being targeted for harassment by a strange man riding a motorcycle. The more her father tries to help, the worse it gets. Finally Ann starts putting little pieces of odd coincidences together and figures out that the tests are being used to control the population. Once this happens and she starts asking questions, Ann is in even more danger.

The plot is an interesting one, I found that Sleator story lines are always just a little more outside the box. The characters are interesting but not necessarily ones that I found that sympathetic. I liked Ann's determination and willingness to sacrifice herself for the principles in which she believed. Lep's initial fear and then his show of bravery at the protest rang true. I think that readers will find Test interesting and can relate to the characters. I liked the upbeat ending to the story and even though it was somewhat contrived, I still like that the good guys come up on top